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Some more old style comedy from Scott Wood… This is about as clean as sit gets these days — and funnier than the other stuff, in our opinion….
We addressed the High Gas Prices the other day and the lower price gas stations.
Scott Wood went one better, noting the new ‘Volcano Menu’ at Taco Bell,where the Gas is FREE with any purchase
with any purchase.
-Scott Wood is one of the few ‘
old school comics today. He’s been working lately in Palm Springs
where he says it’s like the Gay Nineties where everyone is either gay or in their nineties.
-He also works a lot of convelescnet homes where he says there’s not a dry seat
in the crowd when he finnishes his shows there.
-Wood is not fond of the new cars , saying they’re MUCH too small.
They call it the Neon because your knee is on everything… the dash, the steering wheel…
Then there’s the Kia, which if you get into a crash it’s so small it can kia you.
But the worst car is the Smart Car, It’s so studpid the only peoople who buy Smart Cars
-Speaking about getting old, Wood conclluded that he’s worried about his Dad, who’s
89. He confided to his Dad that he could go anytime. His Dad said, ‘ I sure hope so,
it’s been two days already.’